ROCK THA SQUIRREL
Making a donation to someone else's campaign is the only way to guarantee you could end up getting nothing for something.
It's true - every candidate needs money in order to campaign. But, I'm not a politician. I prefer participating in a free-market economy and providing you with something of value whenever possible.
So, don't just donate - buy something really cool (and really overpriced). At the very least, there's no other political campaign like mine and any profits will be reinvested right back into the Squires for Congress campaign.
Don't just give away your hard-earned money. Instead, buy something.